A-List

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After my last A-List and now another Adobe-themed one, it’s obvious that I don’t get out much. But seriously, how great would it be to be able to use these in real life?

> Insert Table: I just moved into a new place, and I’ll probably need a couple of these.

> Hyperlink: Oh, new iPhone? That’s okay, I’m hyperlinked.

> Horizontal Scale: Hang up your gym shoes and get a new pair of fitted jeans.

> Fit content proportionally: Useful for when you have much to do and less time to do it in.

> Separations Preview: Are you stuck in a relationship that isn’t going anywhere? A little foresight may help you make the right decision.

> Text Wrap: I can only imagine having art history books sung out to me in rhyme. Drop a beat for the Bauhaus.

> Workspace [Essentials]: Only slightly easier than pushing all your junk onto the floor.

> Accept all changes: For when life is going a little too fast and you need to let things go.

> Reject all changes: For when life is going a little too fast and you just want to lie in bed with a tub of ice cream and pretend everything is all right.

> Justify with last line aligned left: Now that’s a government I would vote for.

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