(Part of the Martlet’s April Fools’ spoof issue)
Posts By: Geoffrey Line
Mr. Sampson, we have your Selsun Blue dandruff shampoo.
What did the hippocampus say at his retirement speech?
We apologize for interrupting your news. The following incidents and their consequences are by no means factual.
The sea lions of Race Rocks Ecological Reserve are not happy.
The winning photos from the Martlet’s solutions-oriented photo contest
Hey hunny, I was just wondering if you want to come over tonight.
Youngest Actress in a Leading Role nominee not allowed to attend the Oscars after-party
M: Maybe we could talk about your upcoming album.
K: The Greatest Record of All Time?
Nightlife. Downtown Victoria. Here’s what’s in store for ya. Lesson number one: treat her like a lady.