by Geoffrey Line | Jan 17, 2013 | Humour
> April Fool’s Day > Louis Riel Day > Martin Luther King Jr. Day > National Frozen Foods Day > National Bath Safety Month > Barbershop Quartet Day > Lazy Day > Squirrel Appreciation Day > L. Ron Hubbard’s Birthday...
by Geoffrey Line | Jan 14, 2013 | Uncategorized
Stop stealing neighbour’s Wi-Fi. Work out daily for like a week and a half. Stop talking on the second floor of the library. Use the less familiar of the Student Union Building’s gender-inclusive washrooms. Use fewer toilet paper squares. Brush tongue before bed....
by Geoffrey Line | Jan 14, 2013 | Humour
Famous television and film actor Sean Bean suffered a head injury recently while sailing his ship, The Horn of Gondor, in the English Channel. Coast guards and physicians speculate that Bean lost control of the craft in Beaufort 11 winds near the White Cliffs of Dover...
by Geoffrey Line | Dec 13, 2012 | Humour
The Mayans’ premonitions of the end of human civilization have come true, and early, but not as a result of a shift in Earth’s magnetic field. There are no natural disasters, tsunamis or floods. No livestock are being whipped about the globe like waffle balls. Rather,...
by Geoffrey Line | Nov 29, 2012 | Features
Every two weeks, the Martlet offers an Eco Tip for saving some bucks and the environment. Because this week’s issue is environment-themed, we’ve dedicated two whole pages to Eco Tips. From how to manage your cables with reused material to planning a whole green...