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UVic prof tells hilarious and original joke—most students laugh, several predictably offended
By Neil G. Rayzer UVic Political Science professor Jeffrey Kincaide reportedly told a funny joke to a half-full lecture hall on the Friday prior to Reading Break. Allegedly the professor said: “Is it a reading break… or a break from reading?” According to eyewitness...
Ford stupored, remains mayor
By Gaberaham Lunncoln Toronto Mayor Rob Ford was found this past week to be acting in a ludicrous manner in the presence of the media and all those wielding iPhones. Seen in a shaky video featuring poor sound quality, the mayor was acting rambunctious during a city...
Briefs: the silent killer!!!1!
By Adam Gooddayman Scientists have finally gathered enough information to confirm a long-held hypothesis that briefs, or “tighty whities,” are, in fact, deadly. “Let’s start off with the waistband,” said Chief Brief Scientist Dr. Ima Ahssat. “There is of course the...
UVSS bans itself from the SUB
By Neil G. Rayzer In an effort to be taken more seriously by students, the UVSS voted unanimously to ban itself from the SUB. An unnamed interim representative was quoted as saying: “The UVSS has always been an agent for underrepresented social movements and groups,...Our Digital Print Issue
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