Humour

Don’t play the name game

So I forgot your name. Is it really that big of a deal? I mean the first time we met at Jackie’s party—let’s face it—we were both drunk. I’m surprised…

The 10 best mustaches in history

Note: This list adheres to a strict “No Dictators” policy It is that time of year again where a ton of guys in your classes start to look like they…

$5 million renos to compensate for smartphone use in washrooms

HUMOUR—After years of increasing line-ups for washrooms all over campus, UVic has announced plans to double the number of washroom stalls available in every building. In a highly anticipated news…

A-list: 5 ways to use old Halloween decorations

Now that the Halloween season is over, most would throw away or pack up their Halloween decorations.

Zombie support group

“Humans seem to forget that zombies are people too, we’re just undead.

Actual death at murder mystery party

HUMOUR — Victoria Police arrived on scene to a Gordon Head house late last night, after receiving complaints about a public disturbance from the neighbours. Police entered the basement suite…

A letter that’s not meant to suggest anything

Yes, it is true that you are smarter than the professor. It becomes blatantly obvious when you recite back the exact thing they just said in more . . . eloquent language.

EAT BEES

“Bees are jerks and not even cool jerks like Walter White or Steve Jobs.”

Five important lessons you learn from riding the bus

1. MANY ITEMS GAIN HUMAN STATUS AND CAN TAKE UP SEATS This can include books, backpacks, and passengers’ lattés. 2. SEATBELTS AREN’T A CONCERN WHEN YOU ARE LARGE AND NEVER…