You should drink some blood this week. And next week. Probably the week after, too. The week after that, though, you should go on a cleanse. V8?
Posts Categorized: Humour
Five questions to stave off buyer’s remorse.
Hey, just want to say I’m sorry I pocket-texted you in the middle of your orthodontist appointment.
A satirical look at Quebec’s most saccharine felony.
(Not his fans. Just Kanye West. His star power lets him encompass all the star signs.)
I’ve been letting it grow for the better part of four months, and people ask me why.
In the spirit of a new school year, here are the best types of studying music for your first assignment of the year.
(In which the writer takes a shot before and after each star sign is written. This should be good …)
Yes, they’re beautiful, and their colours are as bold and distinct as an Oreo’s—dunked in the Pacific rather than milk — but do not be fooled: orcas are killer whales. Murderous whales. Homicidal whales.
Does MADD acknowledge the dorky quality of its production? Certainly. But “Drink Responsibly,” like “Shots,” drops behind the veil of irony to convey its message — to be something different in order to be heard.
What has MADD dubbed the performers of their new song? FTW.