It’s no secret that I’m not a fan of exercise. The mayor regularly consults me on ways to prevent wayward youths from getting into sports, and the National Association for the Advancement of Obesity has awarded me their largest merit badge three years running.
Posts Categorized: Humour
Your kung fu should be strong for this one . . .
Dear anonymous bus driver: someone else has already done me the courtesy of vandalising the back of one of your bus seats with these words: “Stop thanking these mutant bus drivers.”
Is it time for me to kiss you?
Simple steps to ward off unwanted social interaction on your commute
A workout to get you away from academia and closer to animalism
A satirical and fictional report from some powerful oil tycoons
One verse per sign. You know how we do, son! Drop the beat, drop the beat!
A Canadian’s love for the Republican candidate
Cry away your monster makeup. Wallow through your sugar hangover. It’s time to take a black or orange marker to your calendar — let it squeak in sadness — and note the next best day of your life: one whole year from now.