As Beer Fest patrons poured into Royal Athletic Park, brew masters, owners, distributors and sales associates braced themselves for an onslaught of local Victoria beer fans.

Looking to sex up your bedroom but lacking the funds (or guts) to thrust yourself into a novelty shop? The Martlet’s done the dirty work for you.

Who: Library Voices

When: Tuesday, February 17, 2009; doors at 10 p.m.

Where: Lucky Bar