It’s that time of year again where you are forced to write papers about things that are
stupid and meaningless totally worth your time and effort. Here are some ways to conquer that dreaded writer’s block.
Lower your standards
L33T speak and trailing off about your troubles with your mother is fine in your paper if the bar of excellence is scraping the ground.
Ask for help from the real world
Breaking down in public and making a scene will speed up the process of receiving assistance.
Scour the World Wide Web
The only useful material you find may be a set of reaction GIFs about World War II, but in this crazy, topsy turvy world of electronic information, who is to say what’s “academically sound” or “readable”.
Nothing can bother you when you are King of the Gum Drops
Build a tiny fort out of your writer’s blocks to hide inside and cry in
Use duct tape to help secure it into place. Decorative pillows are also a nice touch.