Volume 56, Issue 9
Thursday, October 9, 2003

Damn Yankees

by Jeremy Hewitt

The MLB playoffs are the delight of the fall. The first round was full of homeruns, homeplate collisions and yes, even bunts. And when both the Red Sox and the Cubs make it to the league championship, well, you’ve got a chance at history.


NLCS: Chicago Cubs vs. Florida Marlins

You’ve gotta love the Cubs in this match-up—to actually watch this series and cheer for Florida you’d either have to be a die-hard White Sox fan or have recently stolen a state election.

Lead by Kerry Wood and Mark Prior, Chicago has a sensational pitching staff. These two can dominate like Schilling/Johnson did in 2001. With Sammy slumping, look for Moises Alou to lead the Cubs’ offensive charge.

The Marlins are well-managed and slayed the Giants in the division series. Catcher Pudge Rodriguez dominated San Fran and is the main reason Florida is still around.

The Marlins’ starters are average, but the bullpen did well in the first round. It’s also worth considering that in terms of post-season performance, the Marlins are polar-opposite to the Cubs—they’ve never lost a series. Still, they don’t have the offense to match the incredible Chicago hurlers. CUBS IN SIX


ALCS: New York Yankees vs. Boston Red Sox

The Oakland/Boston series was the best so far this year. Every game was a good one. And except for the second, they were nail-biters. The called-strike three to end the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded in game five, is the best example.

Needless to say, the series took its toll on Boston. After going the full five games, they only have one day to cross the country and work-out in New York before the ALSC starts on Wednesday.

Plus, Pedro Martinez pitched game five of the last series and won’t be ready until at least game three of the ALCS. So Boston has something to worry about. They haven’t had great hitting so far, and they’re pitching has let them down. Exceptions include shortstop Nomar Garciaparra, who has been good at the plate, and closer Scott Williamson, who pitched well in clutch situations.

The Bronx Bombers are well-rested and confident after taking care of the Twins in four. Their starters—Clemens, Mussina, Wells, and especially Pettite—ruled the division series. Add the dominance of closer Mariano Rivera and Boston probably won’t be able to get more than two runs per game.

The Yankee bats have been hot too. Jeter is batting around .450, Bernie Williams .400, and Alfonso Soriano is at .368. When you throw Giambi, Posada and Matsuki into the mix, the lineup looks unstoppable.

Yes, it looks like New York is going to another World Series. You’ve gotta hate those bastards. YANKEES IN FIVE.



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