The Martlet’s 2018 News Headlines

There are few outside of the inner Martlet circles that are aware of this, but the Martlet has every article pre-written by a discount psychic. They then publish them over the course of the year when the corresponding topic becomes relevant.

While everyone already knows that the Martlet doesn’t have any journalistic integrity, the use of psychics is in clear contradiction of the Canadian Press Style Guide. Some of us have decided to leak a handful of headlines slated for later this year in hopes of regaining the trust of our readership.

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