The signs suffering through exam season

Aries (Mar 21 — April 19)

Your hot head is an issue when it comes to studying. With the Aries season (your messiest time of year) coming to a close, try to stay on topic and burn through your exams.

Taurus (April 20 — May 20)

I see you counting down the days until your birthday. Remember, you have to make it through those exams first. Put your counting to good use and study!

Gemini (May 21 — June 20)

Split personalities come in handy for studying, my smart Gemini. Despite the need to study, you have mastered the ability to multitask.

Cancer (June 21 — July 22)

Your love and affection (and your moodiness) is a distraction to your study partners. Have you tried the Pomodoro method? Ask a Virgo for advice.

Leo (July 23 — Aug 22)

Studying can be hard when you’re so good-looking. Cover all mirrors before beginning your study sesh, and make sure that freaking phone is put away!

Virgo (Aug 23 — Sept 22)

Flashcards? Check. Highlighters? Check. Timer? Check. Perfect study spot? Check. Motivation? Uh, we’ll get back to you on that.

Libra (Sept 23 — Oct 22)

Stop being so indecisive! Bring yourself back down to earth to work and focus. You can daydream when exams are over!

Scorpio (Oct 23 — Nov 21)

Your eyes can’t help but wander from your textbook as you stare at the sexy Aries sitting across the table from you. Try and re-channel that energy back to your textbook. You need it!

Sagittarius (Nov 22 — Dec 21)

Your sarcasm is great at parties but not during exams. Please keep your comments to yourself and actually be quiet on the quiet floor of the library.

Capricorn (Dec 22 — Jan 19)

Get competitive with your study partners and challenge them with flashcards. Just don’t let your angry side show, otherwise you won’t have people to study with in the future!

Aquarius (Jan 20 — Feb 18)

Your independence is something you enjoy, but this time of year you need to reach out and talk to people. Eat some pizza. Get drunk. Just don’t forget to study!

Pisces (Feb 19 — Mar 20)

Pisces, take out your damn headphones! Now we all know studying while listening to music doesn’t help, so why do you still do it?


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