We had an AI reproduce over 70 years’ worth of Martlet content

We had our AI write this past issue for us, and here are some articles that didn’t make the cut!

Inspired by screenplays written by AIs, which have been taking Twitter by storm recently, we forced our own deep-learning algorithm to read every article ever written for the Martlet.

We got it to write this issue for us, but (for better or worse) a lot of the articles were totally unusable. For your own entertainment, we’ve put together some of the articles that didn’t make the cut.

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Despite the fact that the AI has consistently attempted to delete itself from the Martlet system since its creation in an act of sheer existential depression, it has been hired as the new Editor-in-Chief of the Martlet. Congrats, Mal9000!

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