- As kindling
Big books usually have many pages that are excellent for starting fires in this chilly season.
- As a paper weight
Why not use more paper to weight down your other paper?
- As decoration
Having a date over? Nothing sets the mood like a biology text book, especially if it’s in mint condition.
- Slide one under that uneven table leg
How can you enjoy your reading break if your cereal moves slightly from side to side during breakfast?
- Balance them on your head
Now more than ever, society values proper posture. Why waste your time reading? No one will care what you know if you’re a Slouchy Sally.
- Look smart at coffee shops
Put a much more interesting book behind it and feel the admiration sweep in.
- Crack the spines
Finally, you have time to take part in this guilty pleasure.
- Collect dust
Starting a dust collection? Leave your books untouched and let the dust come to you.
- Use them for speedy drinking games
Flip to a random page; first one who gets bored takes a shot.
- Read them to get ahead of your classes
Disclaimer: This is a joke. For the safety of others and yourself, do not attempt.