1. Eating in the library
It’s 1 o’clock. I’m hungry. But I still want to study and I’m too lazy to get up. So I continue to eat in that big comfy chair where I’m given dirty glances. I give my “I’m sure you’ve done this too,” stare as I continue eating what now seems like the crunchiest food ever.
2. Taking food from club tables without talking to them
Why yes, Jewish Club, I will take your pita and hummus. Sorry, no time to talk, looks like German Klub has free candy.
3. Saving seats in class
I’m sorry, person who walked past the seat next to me which happens to have my backpack on it. You look like a really nice person, but I would really rather sit next to my friend. Even though she is probably skipping class today.
4. Taking a deuce in the bathroom
It’s human nature, everyone poos. So don’t judge when I come out of a stall that might be a little stinky. No need to exaggerate by putting your sweater over your nose.