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Straight male, 27, seeking another hetero gentleman (25-35 y/o) for purely platonic pleasures.
Let’s discover our souls together. Hiking, biking, rock-climbing, wine-tasting, etc. Open to suggestions. I’ll bring the cigars, and you prepare for the epic adventures.
Serious inquiries only pls.
Personal assistant needed for young professional trying to distance self from technology. I need my cellphone for work but need someone to meet me at 4:30 p.m. every day to take it away and keep it safe until 8:30 a.m. next day. Start ASAP, long-term. Must be punctual and live near downtown. $5/weekly.
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