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Horoscopes for very specific groups of people: Astrology for people who need to figure it out

November 29, 2012November 29, 2012
Alain Williams and Klara Woldenga
This is my last horoscope everybody, so pay attention

Horoscopes for very specific groups of people: Astrology for kung fu action film stars

November 22, 2012November 22, 2012
Alain Williams
Your kung fu should be strong for this one . . .

Horoscopes for very specific groups of people: This week: astrology for freestyle rappers

November 1, 2012November 1, 2012
Alain Williams
One verse per sign. You know how we do, son! Drop the beat, drop the beat!

Horoscopes for very specific groups of people: Astrology for daytime television archetypes

October 25, 2012
Alain Williams
(Wait, people besides my aunt Bernice still watch this crap?)

Horoscopes for Very Specific Groups of People: Astrology for people who enjoy camping and the outdoors (I don’t)

September 27, 2012November 19, 2013
Alain Williams
The hell we gotta go camping for? Stay your ass home.

Horoscopes For Very Specific Groups of People: Astrology for vampires

September 20, 2012November 19, 2013
Alain Williams
You should drink some blood this week. And next week. Probably the week after, too. The week after that, though, you should go on a cleanse. V8?

Can I marry my iPhone 5?

September 20, 2012November 19, 2013
alexdavidson and Alain Williams
Five questions to stave off buyer’s remorse.

Apologies for accidental texts

September 20, 2012November 19, 2013
Geoffrey Line and Alain Williams
Hey, just want to say I’m sorry I pocket-texted you in the middle of your orthodontist appointment.

A hockey fan’s ideological struggle

September 20, 2012November 19, 2013
Graydon Leigh and Alain Williams
Those who know me well know I’m a huge hockey fan. Lately, I’ve been asked about my thoughts on the current NHL labour dispute that has ripped something I hold

Editorial: B.C.’s job market: not so rosy

September 20, 2012November 19, 2013
Martlet Staff and Alain Williams
What do job statistics even mean? They can be good at capturing general career trends, but it’s hard to get a detailed story about what’s happening with certain careers.
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