Dating advice for a galaxy far, far away December 17, 2015December 17, 2015 Evan Read Armstrong Dear Abby, I’m writing to you because I’m in the same problem so many women find themselves in. I’m a good girl who’s in love with a bad boy. But not...
The big bang, a.k.a. pigs are bastards April 3, 2014April 2, 2014 Evan Read Armstrong Two days ago when I was walking my dog, I got picked up by a woman. As I identify as a heterosexual woman, this threw me for a bit of...
Please and spank you: why being polite in the bedroom is the best decision you’ve never made March 27, 2014September 12, 2014 Evan Read Armstrong What is it about bumping uglies that makes some people behave so ugly? As Canadians, we often pride ourselves on being friendly, but more than anything, we pride ourselves on...
First times, alcohol-free March 13, 2014March 12, 2014 Evan Read Armstrong There are some things in life you can't do twice. You can't go back to high school and tell yourself not to wear that all-denim outfit on the first day...
‘Snatch Cap,’ and other ways in which technology is ruining the dating world February 27, 2014March 21, 2014 Evan Read Armstrong The game has changed, people. Nobody else is saying anything, so I’m taking it upon myself to break the silence and up the ante on dating in 2014, because the...
Let’s talk about sex: Celi—but… February 6, 2014February 20, 2014 Evan Read Armstrong Oh, Valentine’s Day. You filthy minx, you. Now, this week’s issue is a tricky one for me, because (unlike the rest of the year) I’m not the only one writing...
‘I hate you, now would you please take off your pants?’ January 23, 2014January 23, 2014 Evan Read Armstrong Everyone has a pet peeve. Whether it’s chewing with your mouth open or making statements sound like questions? There’s always something that is a major turnoff. Of course, there’re other...
The gloves come off during finals, and everything is fair game January 9, 2014January 8, 2014 Evan Read Armstrong My dear readers, A few months ago, in a desperate attempt to save you all from my own past foolish mistakes, I wrote a column advising you against getting freaky with...
If you want to have sex, you will November 28, 2013November 27, 2013 Evan Read Armstrong Here’s a fact: you’re going to get laid. It doesn’t matter if you’re a virgin or in a relationship, or even if you’re in the midst of a very long...
Skydiving, having sex with your friends, and other really stupid decisions November 7, 2013April 24, 2015 Evan Read Armstrong There are a lot of bad ideas in the world. Like putting a fork in a toaster, or eating a whole pint of ice cream, or starting a meth lab...
