APRIL FOOLS: On the mammoth in the Royal B.C. Museum March 28, 2013April 10, 2013 Geoffrey Line and bethmay (Part of the Martlet's April Fools' spoof issue)
A letter from airport security March 21, 2013January 16, 2014 Geoffrey Line and Glen O'Neill Mr. Sampson, we have your Selsun Blue dandruff shampoo.
What’s your best worst joke? March 21, 2013March 20, 2013 Geoffrey Line What did the hippocampus say at his retirement speech?
The fables of the feces March 21, 2013March 20, 2013 Geoffrey Line and Glen O'Neill We apologize for interrupting your news. The following incidents and their consequences are by no means factual.
Sea lions speak up March 7, 2013March 6, 2013 Geoffrey Line and bethmay The sea lions of Race Rocks Ecological Reserve are not happy.
What’s wrong with this picture? March 7, 2013March 6, 2013 Hugo Wong, Geoffrey Line and Martlet The winning photos from the Martlet’s solutions-oriented photo contest
Cyber Valentine’s messages from Grandma February 14, 2013February 14, 2013 Geoffrey Line and Sam Trafford GRANDMA: Hey hunny, I was just wondering if you want to come over tonight.
A letter from Quvenzhané Wallis to her parents January 31, 2013January 30, 2013 Geoffrey Line and Klara Woldenga Youngest Actress in a Leading Role nominee not allowed to attend the Oscars after-party
Kanye West talks baby mama and new album January 24, 2013January 23, 2013 Geoffrey Line and Klara Woldenga M: Maybe we could talk about your upcoming album. K: The Greatest Record of All Time?
Bro notes: Treat her like a lady January 17, 2013January 16, 2013 Geoffrey Line and Klara Woldenga Nightlife. Downtown Victoria. Here’s what’s in store for ya. Lesson number one: treat her like a lady.
