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The lens: Senate scandal

The lens: Senate scandal

by Klara Woldenga | Oct 31, 2013 | Uncategorized

Altered Living Alliance pushes for Halloween costume ban

Altered Living Alliance pushes for Halloween costume ban

by Klara Woldenga | Oct 24, 2013 | Humour, Stories | Satire

HUMOUR — A crowd gathered in front of the Parliament in protest Oct. 22, but this group contained more than your average citizen. Ghosts, ghouls, vampires, werewolves, and mummies alike gathered together with signs for a demonstration against the selling of...
UVic Health Services ‘toes the line’ on missed appointments

UVic Health Services ‘toes the line’ on missed appointments

by Klara Woldenga | Oct 17, 2013 | Campus, News

Recently a new sign has appeared on the door of the Jack Petersen Health Centre reminding students they will be charged for missed pre-registered appointments. The policy states that if students miss appointments without giving 24-hours’ notice, they will be...
Five ways to appease the midterm gods in this stressful time

Five ways to appease the midterm gods in this stressful time

by Klara Woldenga | Oct 10, 2013 | A-List, Humour

1. Sacrifice goat cheese I know they say in order to please the gods you need to sacrifice a whole, live goat, but who can come by that nowadays? Goat cheese is much cheaper, and I’m sure by the time it gets to the gods they won’t be able to tell the difference...
10 things that should have already existed by 2013

10 things that should have already existed by 2013

by Klara Woldenga | Oct 3, 2013 | A-List, Humour

1. Hover-objects Hoverboats, hover shoes, if it separates my feet from the ground it’d better hover. Sure, in the film Back to the Future Part II, Marty goes to 2015 not 2013, but hover boards were out way before he got there. 2. The Matrix It is still highly...
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