UVSS elections: Meet the candidates vying for lead director positions March 13, 2021March 25, 2021 Martlet All but two candidates are running unopposed This year’s UVSS election will be like no other. Because of a recent change to the UVSS electoral policy, campaigns will be virtual, cooperatives...
All we want this year is… December 4, 2014December 3, 2014 Martlet Dear CSEC, We know you read our emails. It’s okay. We understand that as of 2001 you took over major elements of Santa’s job description. However, in exchange we would like...
Parking pipe dreams November 27, 2014November 30, 2014 Martlet It is reprehensible to leave a hostile climate to future generations by quietly accepting a difficult but necessary transition from fossil fuels as simply impossible.
The cost of security November 6, 2014November 7, 2014 Martlet The nation’s refresh buttons and livestreams were earning their keep on Oct. 22. Our prayers were loud and frequent. It’s tough not to feel some sense of fear when acts...
Are you scared yet? October 23, 2014October 22, 2014 Martlet Everyone is bustling to find a scary costume for their evening festivities, but as we look for scary rubber masks, besieged health care workers are trading their now-inadequate surgical masks
Exposing nude photo leaks for what they are October 2, 2014October 2, 2014 Martlet Celebrities, particularly famous women, can hold preciously little as truly private. Their power comes from their allure, their wealth, their talent, but it can all vanish with a few grainy
Divesting like a Rockefeller September 25, 2014September 24, 2014 Martlet Last weekend, the descendants of oil magnate John D. Rockefeller chose to divest from fossil fuels. Stephen Heintz, chairman of the Rockefeller Brothers Fund, said that the founder of Standard
Fir tree goes to court March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 Martlet By Heilman Amos The big fir on the east side of the creek is fed up with tourists calling him old. He promises to fall over on the next bunch of...
People in SUB do things? March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 Martlet By Max Power So I saw this guy a while ago? You know, that one guy, with the hair and the shirts? Well, the guy was walking past that place in...
March 27, 2014September 12, 2014 Martlet CLASSIFIEDS WANTED One free object: Must be roughly two to 10 feet in length. Must be light enough to carry home but heavy enough to harm others. Can be made of any...
