Lone banjo player plays music downtown sometimes

Lone banjo player plays music downtown sometimes

by | Mar 27, 2014 | Spoof

By Bro Tears A man with a banjo was seen singing something on a street downtown last Tuesday at around noonish. It was folk music, or something alternative, and it was definitely acoustic. When we asked the crowd surrounding him what they thought they said, “We’re...
Some club does something

Some club does something

by | Mar 27, 2014 | Spoof

By Wallace Staples A UVic club that re-creates past events has received disciplinary action for their refusal to acknowledge that, despite the inclusion of a famous author’s book series and subsequent celluloid reproductions in the university’s history curriculum, the...
Young man talks to senior in locker room; senior uncomfortable

Young man talks to senior in locker room; senior uncomfortable

by | Mar 27, 2014 | Spoof

By Neil G. Rayzer A local student has been reported as speaking unsolicited to an area senior in the change room of a local gym. According to sources, the elderly man, who declined to be interviewed, reportedly felt “uncomfortable” and “weirded out”, and was unclear...
Bros are not “Stoked on the Oldies”

Bros are not “Stoked on the Oldies”

by | Mar 27, 2014 | Spoof

By Steezy Zeezy Three bros have denied their alleged involvement in a charity for elderly veterans called “Stoked on Oldies”. Their legal counsel Ben Dover stated, “My clients unequivocally deny the claim that they are spending their time raising money and awareness...
Man discovers lost Aztec treasure – becomes queen

Man discovers lost Aztec treasure – becomes queen

by | Mar 27, 2014 | Spoof

By Someone Vancouver, B.C. — A local B.C. man has stumbled upon the discovery of a lifetime. Outside the back porch of his modest Georgian estate in North Surrey, Franklin Harrow found what he believes to be not only Aztec treasure, but also incontrovertible proof...