Illegalize catnip

Illegalize catnip

Dog enjoy simple things. Food. Human. Food. Belly rubs. Food. Dog friend to Human if food involved. Dog sit for food, Dog lay down for food. Point is, Dog work hard. Unlike Cat. Cat bad. Cat not listen to Human. Dog think maybe Dog get Cat’s food instead for being...
Illegalize catnip

Don’t play the name game

So I forgot your name. Is it really that big of a deal? I mean the first time we met at Jackie’s party—let’s face it—we were both drunk. I’m surprised that you even remembered my name. It looked like you had gone a little overboard on the peach schnapps. It’s not like...
Illegalize catnip

Actual death at murder mystery party

HUMOUR — Victoria Police arrived on scene to a Gordon Head house late last night, after receiving complaints about a public disturbance from the neighbours. Police entered the basement suite of Lucas McGuire, a 25-year-old UVic geography major and the host of the...