University should improve fundraising efforts, shake down students for cash November 14, 2019November 14, 2019 Aaron Stefik How might modern colleges more efficiently, and with a friendly disposition, extract funds from reluctant current and former students? I have at least observed a handful of appropriate methods, some
DEAREST READER | A proclamation of the foundation of the Church of Latter-Day Students October 31, 2019October 31, 2019 Aaron Stefik Some may look dimly on the prospect of conjuring from the æther a new and mortal-centred yet divine doctrine. Nevertheless, I warrant that so long as midterms, finals, essays, and
Why Canadians should vote for the sexiest candidate every time October 30, 2019October 30, 2019 Truly Hunter If we have learned nothing else in the time Justin Trudeau has been in office, it is that candidates with great hair and a winning smile are always the most
UVic must expand commercial opportunities, build shopping centre October 4, 2019October 4, 2019 Aaron Stefik "I propose a redoubling of UVic’s attempts to attract corporate interests to the campus, that we may both line our coffers and provide additional shopping experiences to our many prosperous
Dearest Reader | The Age of Consent should be raised to thirty nationwide September 20, 2019September 20, 2019 Aaron Stefik How many countless heartbreaks and uncomfortable, lonely walks along the quad after a furtive late-night tryst has UVic borne witness to? It’s our writers earnest intention that such unpleasantness can
Dearest Reader | We must embrace the bright side of severe climate change September 9, 2019September 9, 2019 Aaron Stefik As the news preoccupies itself with the fires in the Amazon and the growing rate of global warming, let us pause to consider the benefits climate change offers.
thank u(vic), next April 28, 2019April 20, 2019 Anna Dodd In the tradition of outgoing Editors-in-Chief of the Martlet, here’s a goodbye to Volume 71 and this EiC's time at the Martlet. And, in a proper tribute, it’s in the
Pro-oil club doesn’t feel represented at UVic, but the Ostrich is here to change that April 1, 2019April 1, 2019 Kate Korte In the coming months, we’ll be publishing more informative articles about the oil and gas industry. We’ll also be covering all Edmonton Oilers hockey games instead of the UVic Vikes'.
The UVSS will now be editing our stories so they are ‘on message’ April 1, 2019April 1, 2019 Devon Bidal Finally, the UVSS has kindly decided to edit our articles before they are published.
Ka-ching! Ka-ching! Hear those graduation bells ring! April 1, 2019April 1, 2019 Devon Bidal With all the pressure that comes with graduation, it can be difficult to look on the bright side. But the Ostrich is here to help. As a graduating student, you
