For the love of toast February 26, 2019March 18, 2019 Brianna Bock You’ve got a lot on your plate… but there’s probably room for toast With midterms, assignments, part-time or full-time jobs, and...
The time my house was destroyed by a flood February 2, 2019January 24, 2019 Blaine Willick As many cozied up with hot cocoa and movies over the final days of the...
Two UVic roommates shared one pair of pants for a whole year January 24, 2019 Devon Bidal Started from [sharing] the bottom[s], now we here Have you ever had a sibling or a friend borrow (steal) your clothes? It’s...
This is the ONLY way to live in Victoria! October 16, 2018October 16, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby Local news staff discovers ways to cut down on rent that landlords will HATE! Everyone knows that the Victoria housing market is causing many...
Victoria cycling community in outrage at Helps’ plan for pedestrian lanes October 9, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby Victoria Mayor Lisa Helps is being criticized for giving cyclists the curb degree Monday saw a record number of angry Victoria residents...
Breaking: Campus food found to be abnormally good September 24, 2018September 24, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby "This is not what I ordered" One of the most important parts of owning and operating a restaurant is ensuring consistency and adherence to brand normalcy. In the same way that...
A freshperson’s UVic survival guide September 8, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby Your all-in-one manual that’ll keep you savvy around seasoned UVicers Students will be arriving this September, backpacks packed with booze for partying. How far can they go?...
UVSS Board considering embezzling money to raise student awareness of union August 14, 2018August 14, 2018 Cormac O’Brien “If it worked for the SFUO, why can’t it work for us?” Late last week, shocking allegations were levelled at...
We had an AI reproduce over 70 years’ worth of Martlet content July 20, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby We had our AI write this past issue for us, and here are some articles that didn’t make the cut! Inspired by screenplays written by AIs, which have been taking Twitter...
Elon Musk vows to tackle Canada–US relations July 19, 2018July 19, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby Canadian pop-art musician Grimes is expected to aid Musk in the coming discussions Alleged billionaire Elon Musk is planning his next big rescue plan. Photo by Heisenberg...
