10 pick-up lines that totally work 100 per cent of the time, every time* February 6, 2014February 6, 2014 Klara Woldenga 1. “Are you a high priest of the cult of Kali? Because you just tore out my still-beating heart and enslaved my body and soul.” 2. “I’m not a photographer, but I...
10 reasons why you should consider taking a cruise ship home instead of B.C. Ferries January 16, 2014January 15, 2014 Klara Woldenga 1. Food and drink is included Why pay $22 for a crappy buffet, when you can stuff your face with more shrimp than your stomach can handle? 2. The routes aren’t being...
10 new year’s resolutions and how to easily achieve them January 9, 2014January 8, 2014 Klara Woldenga 1. Clean out the fridge Buy new fridge on boxing day. Put the old fridge outside next to garbage with a “Free” sign on it. Not only are you being kind...
10 Christmas movies that should never, ever be produced December 5, 2013December 4, 2013 Kaitlyn Rosenburg Zooey Deschanel falls in love with a man-child who wears yellow leggings and eats candy for breakfast. An eight-year-old boy spends Christmas Eve as a vigilante, while befriending a creepy old...
10 ways to ace your final papers November 28, 2013November 29, 2013 Klara Woldenga 1. Put everything off until the very last minute All amazing work is done under intense pressure, loud screaming, and too much coffee. 2. Write drunk, edit sober Although this quote may not...
10 ways to use your textbooks during reading break November 7, 2013November 21, 2013 Klara Woldenga As kindling Big books usually have many pages that are excellent for starting fires in this chilly season. As a paper weight Why not use more paper to weight down your other paper? As...
10 ways to know you’re dating a sociopath or possibly a married man* October 31, 2013October 30, 2013 Shannon K. Auringer Fifty per cent of your relationship is talking on the phone, 49 per cent is texting, and one per cent is spent physically together. He knows where you live and has...
10 last-minute Halloween costumes October 24, 2013October 24, 2013 Kaitlyn Rosenburg Unlike other holidays, Oct. 31 is extremely self-centred. We’re all dressing to impress (or for the ladies, under-dressing) while still remaining culturally relevant. But what’s one to do if Value...
Five ways to appease the midterm gods in this stressful time October 10, 2013November 7, 2013 Klara Woldenga 1. Sacrifice goat cheese I know they say in order to please the gods you need to sacrifice a whole, live goat, but who can come by that nowadays? Goat cheese...
10 things that should have already existed by 2013 October 3, 2013October 2, 2013 Klara Woldenga 1. Hover-objects Hoverboats, hover shoes, if it separates my feet from the ground it'd better hover. Sure, in the film Back to the Future Part II, Marty goes to 2015 not...
