Bros are not “Stoked on the Oldies” March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 Martlet By Steezy Zeezy Three bros have denied their alleged involvement in a charity for elderly veterans called “Stoked on Oldies”. Their legal counsel Ben Dover stated, “My clients unequivocally deny the...
Man discovers lost Aztec treasure – becomes queen March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 Martlet By Someone Vancouver, B.C. — A local B.C. man has stumbled upon the discovery of a lifetime. Outside the back porch of his modest Georgian estate in North Surrey, Franklin Harrow...
Cookies are good!!! March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 Martlet By PJ Zap OMG, I just love cookies! Don’t you? They’re so good, right? Some have raisins or chocolate and some don’t, but then they have other stuff. Well, maybe they...
Man invents something March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 William Workman By Trik Jones Sometime in the past month, a guy in a North American city invented something. After a full decade of work, this guy produced a small gray tube-like device....
B.C. Transit bus arrives on time, citizens of Victoria shocked March 20, 2014March 24, 2014 Katlyn Goeujon Mackness HUMOUR—As the sun was just shedding its morning rays on Victoria, second-year UVic student Pelty Grables arrived at her bus stop on McKenzie Avenue. A few other bus riders stood...
How to make sure spring is here to stay March 20, 2014March 19, 2014 Klara Woldenga Spring is a tricky season to keep around; with a little group effort, we can work together to make sure that spring isn’t going anywhere. Make sure you have the proper...
10 important lessons learned smoking the green stuff March 13, 2014March 12, 2014 Klara Woldenga Taco Bell. It’s more than a lesson—it’s a taco. Thirty minutes is an excruciating long time to wait for pizza to be delivered to your home and is best done with...
B.C. government plans for solar panel farms on soon-to-be-desolate Alberta province March 13, 2014March 12, 2014 Klara Woldenga Although the recent information on the Alberta oilsands leaking toxic chemicals into the surrounding water may be bad news for some, it seems to be a silver lining for others....
The harrowing shock of McKinnon gym March 6, 2014March 5, 2014 Regan Shrumm HUMOUR—At approximately 5 p.m. Feb. 1, horror struck second-year psychology major Alex Ferguson. “I was feeling restless and wanted to work out that night. I have always gone to Ian Stewart,...
A-list: what the calendar months should actually be called March 6, 2014March 13, 2014 Katlyn Goeujon Mackness January is now Blanduary Because nothing really happens. You tell yourself that you will be a good person after New Year’s and then slowly fizzle into being a schlub once again. February...
