A-list: 10 ways to spot a tourist May 8, 2014May 7, 2014 Katlyn Goeujon Mackness Distinct from Victorians, the tourist is a unique breed of human native to places all over the world. To identify a possible tourist, look closely; they can look a lot...
Sheep are the real heroes April 3, 2014May 8, 2014 Nicholas Burton-Vulovic I’ve recently discovered the wonders of what is perhaps fashion’s best-kept secret—the scarf. I’d always dismissed the scarf as a ridiculous gesture toward high fashion, or perhaps an errant nod...
Six ways to ensure you don’t trip before the finish line this semester April 3, 2014April 2, 2014 Klara Woldenga 1 Don’t sleep Sleep is the enemy; do you really think you do anything productive when you sleep? You don’t have time to lie around all night. Fight back with caffeine pills,...
9 frugal tips for the struggling student March 27, 2014March 9, 2015 Martlet Staff With the end of the semester around the corner, many students are finding their wallets so light they need to tie them down. Here are some tips for our struggling...
Japan announces plan to make mascots 30% cuter March 27, 2014June 13, 2014 Klara Woldenga HUMOUR—Kazuo Furuya, Japan’s CEO (Cuteness Engineer Operator) has published a report stating Japan’s plan to increase their mascots’ cuteness efficiency by 30 per cent by 2015. Japan is well known...
Fir tree goes to court March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 Martlet By Heilman Amos The big fir on the east side of the creek is fed up with tourists calling him old. He promises to fall over on the next bunch of...
People in SUB do things? March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 Martlet By Max Power So I saw this guy a while ago? You know, that one guy, with the hair and the shirts? Well, the guy was walking past that place in...
March 27, 2014September 12, 2014 Martlet CLASSIFIEDS WANTED One free object: Must be roughly two to 10 feet in length. Must be light enough to carry home but heavy enough to harm others. Can be made of any...
Coffee shop opens —serves coffee! March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 Martlet By Agnes Elliott Doyle A brand new coffee shop is slated to open in Victoria next week. There is high demand for another one to open, since according to studies the...
UVic prof tells hilarious and original joke—most students laugh, several predictably offended March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 Martlet By Neil G. Rayzer UVic Political Science professor Jeffrey Kincaide reportedly told a funny joke to a half-full lecture hall on the Friday prior to Reading Break. Allegedly the professor said:...
