9 frugal tips for the struggling student March 27, 2014March 9, 2015 Martlet Staff With the end of the semester around the corner, many students are finding their wallets so light they need to tie them down. Here are some tips for our struggling...
Japan announces plan to make mascots 30% cuter March 27, 2014June 13, 2014 Klara Woldenga HUMOUR—Kazuo Furuya, Japan’s CEO (Cuteness Engineer Operator) has published a report stating Japan’s plan to increase their mascots’ cuteness efficiency by 30 per cent by 2015. Japan is well known...
Fir tree goes to court March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 Martlet By Heilman Amos The big fir on the east side of the creek is fed up with tourists calling him old. He promises to fall over on the next bunch of...
People in SUB do things? March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 Martlet By Max Power So I saw this guy a while ago? You know, that one guy, with the hair and the shirts? Well, the guy was walking past that place in...
March 27, 2014September 12, 2014 Martlet CLASSIFIEDS WANTED One free object: Must be roughly two to 10 feet in length. Must be light enough to carry home but heavy enough to harm others. Can be made of any...
Coffee shop opens —serves coffee! March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 Martlet By Agnes Elliott Doyle A brand new coffee shop is slated to open in Victoria next week. There is high demand for another one to open, since according to studies the...
UVic prof tells hilarious and original joke—most students laugh, several predictably offended March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 Martlet By Neil G. Rayzer UVic Political Science professor Jeffrey Kincaide reportedly told a funny joke to a half-full lecture hall on the Friday prior to Reading Break. Allegedly the professor said:...
Ford stupored, remains mayor March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 Martlet By Gaberaham Lunncoln Toronto Mayor Rob Ford was found this past week to be acting in a ludicrous manner in the presence of the media and all those wielding iPhones. Seen in...
Briefs: the silent killer!!!1! March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 Martlet By Adam Gooddayman Scientists have finally gathered enough information to confirm a long-held hypothesis that briefs, or “tighty whities,” are, in fact, deadly. “Let’s start off with the waistband,” said Chief Brief...
UVSS bans itself from the SUB March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 Martlet By Neil G. Rayzer In an effort to be taken more seriously by students, the UVSS voted unanimously to ban itself from the SUB. An unnamed interim representative was quoted as...
