Gruel from school: University of Victoria restaurant reviews January 30, 2014February 6, 2014 Brontë Renwick-Shields UVic Centre Cafeteria Score: 1 / 5 HUMOUR—I went to get some lunch at the Centre Cafeteria yesterday and found it extremely inconvenient. Just to get to the entrance of the cafeteria...
Butterfly creationist groups join together to protest evolutionary theory January 23, 2014January 23, 2014 Klara Woldenga The Insect History Convention received unexpected attention on Monday when a large group of butterflies arrived at the front steps of the Monarch Convention Center. Representing their creationist groups, the...
Mysterious doctor in blue police box accosts man seeking medical attention January 16, 2014January 15, 2014 Klara Woldenga HUMOUR—Herber Frendt, a Victoria local, received quite a scare after suffering from a heart attack downtown last week. According to witnesses, Frendt walked out of The Binge Eatery on Fort...
10 reasons why you should consider taking a cruise ship home instead of B.C. Ferries January 16, 2014January 15, 2014 Klara Woldenga 1. Food and drink is included Why pay $22 for a crappy buffet, when you can stuff your face with more shrimp than your stomach can handle? 2. The routes aren’t being...
Hug Cartel strikes again in downtown Victoria January 9, 2014January 13, 2014 Klara Woldenga HUMOUR – The infamous Hug Cartel has struck again, this time attacking a group of charity workers offering free hugs to raise awareness about the City of Victoria’s lack of...
10 new year’s resolutions and how to easily achieve them January 9, 2014January 8, 2014 Klara Woldenga 1. Clean out the fridge Buy new fridge on boxing day. Put the old fridge outside next to garbage with a “Free” sign on it. Not only are you being kind...
Run, Jamie, run December 5, 2013December 4, 2013 Regan Shrumm HUMOUR — Thanks to the success of UVic President Jamie Cassels’ inaugural run on Sept. 6, and his United Way walk on Nov. 20, the new president has now begun...
10 Christmas movies that should never, ever be produced December 5, 2013December 4, 2013 Kaitlyn Rosenburg Zooey Deschanel falls in love with a man-child who wears yellow leggings and eats candy for breakfast. An eight-year-old boy spends Christmas Eve as a vigilante, while befriending a creepy old...
10 ways to ace your final papers November 28, 2013November 29, 2013 Klara Woldenga 1. Put everything off until the very last minute All amazing work is done under intense pressure, loud screaming, and too much coffee. 2. Write drunk, edit sober Although this quote may not...
The Pepsi of higher education November 28, 2013November 29, 2013 Trey Taylor HUMOUR — Hey UVic. Trey here, a Camosun student. I know, ewww right? Well don’t worry. You can’t catch anything I have via the written word—except my diseased thoughts. Please,...
