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Keep Your Enemies Closest

Let’s talk about breasts. Roughly half the people on the planet have them, yet many folks are uncomfortable seeing breasts or even talking about them.

Five ways to stay motivated during finals season

Here are five ways to keep yourself motivated and make sure you don’t fall off the self-assured bandwagon.

The UVic Edge

Hi there! This is the abstract concept of UVic speaking. How are you? You look so good. We wanted to tell you about UVic Edge, our new marketing strategy.

Dearest Clothing

Sorry to rain on your parade: it is not officially spring yet.

A-list: 5 ways to get the most out of spring

Winter is finally leaving us, taking long nights for sleeping, cozy sweaters, and hot chocolate along with it. Here are some ways to get a head start on this quickly…

Girl acts as rude in bar washroom as in real life

Friday festivities at Lucky Bar were abruptly halted when local student Brittany Harp cut into the washroom lineup. The 22-year-old, who suffers from Advanced Resting Bitch Face (ARBF), was reportedly…

Hollywood official announces, “We’re out of ideas!”

Variety sources have revealed that Hollywood has finally hit rock bottom as no one can come up with a new, original film. With a lack of new books and newspapers…

Always Fresh: an art history analysis of Tim Hortons

Tim Hortons is a Canadian institution—which recently merged with Burger King, which is ultimately owned by a Brazilian multi-billion dollar investment firm.

Nine people to follow on Twitter for good #content

Let’s get one thing out of the way: your Twitter game is probably subpar.