10 reasons why you should consider taking a cruise ship home instead of B.C. Ferries January 16, 2014January 15, 2014 Klara Woldenga 1. Food and drink is included Why pay $22 for a crappy buffet, when you can stuff your face with more shrimp than your stomach can handle? 2. The routes aren’t being...
Hug Cartel strikes again in downtown Victoria January 9, 2014January 13, 2014 Klara Woldenga HUMOUR – The infamous Hug Cartel has struck again, this time attacking a group of charity workers offering free hugs to raise awareness about the City of Victoria’s lack of...
10 new year’s resolutions and how to easily achieve them January 9, 2014January 8, 2014 Klara Woldenga 1. Clean out the fridge Buy new fridge on boxing day. Put the old fridge outside next to garbage with a “Free” sign on it. Not only are you being kind...
Run, Jamie, run December 5, 2013December 4, 2013 Regan Shrumm HUMOUR — Thanks to the success of UVic President Jamie Cassels’ inaugural run on Sept. 6, and his United Way walk on Nov. 20, the new president has now begun...
10 Christmas movies that should never, ever be produced December 5, 2013December 4, 2013 Kaitlyn Rosenburg Zooey Deschanel falls in love with a man-child who wears yellow leggings and eats candy for breakfast. An eight-year-old boy spends Christmas Eve as a vigilante, while befriending a creepy old...
10 ways to ace your final papers November 28, 2013November 29, 2013 Klara Woldenga 1. Put everything off until the very last minute All amazing work is done under intense pressure, loud screaming, and too much coffee. 2. Write drunk, edit sober Although this quote may not...
The Pepsi of higher education November 28, 2013November 29, 2013 Trey Taylor HUMOUR — Hey UVic. Trey here, a Camosun student. I know, ewww right? Well don’t worry. You can’t catch anything I have via the written word—except my diseased thoughts. Please,...
How the healthy, natural path will lead you down the road to ruin November 21, 2013November 20, 2013 William Workman Stage 1: Water, water everywhere and I don’t want to drink It all starts with the desire to adopt a healthy lifestyle, but eventually you begin to crave anything other than...
10 ways to use your textbooks during reading break November 7, 2013November 21, 2013 Klara Woldenga As kindling Big books usually have many pages that are excellent for starting fires in this chilly season. As a paper weight Why not use more paper to weight down your other paper? As...
Man makes scene at Costco November 7, 2013November 6, 2013 Klara Woldenga HUMOUR — The Costco staff at Langford was forced to call the authorities last week when a man refused to leave the premises after being caught without a Costco member’s...
