This week’s horoscopes February 20, 2014February 20, 2014 Shandi Shiach Aries March 21–April 20 B.C. liquor laws just changed, making your access to alcohol easier. I thought that information would be less likely to make you drink than your horoscope. You’re...
Scientific breakthrough on fart-blame transferral methods February 20, 2014February 20, 2014 Ryan Ziegler HUMOUR—A new ground-breaking study from the Canadian Research Alliance Project shows that those who smell gas in a social setting are, in fact, responsible for its onset. The study reports...
Google launches new Google Glass beta feature, Date+, to celebrate Valentine’s Day February 6, 2014February 6, 2014 Klara Woldenga HUMOUR—At Google’s press conference yesterday, Google’s CEO, Larry Page, announced that, in celebration of Valentine’s Day, beta customers who are also partners with each other and each have a Google...
10 pick-up lines that totally work 100 per cent of the time, every time* February 6, 2014February 6, 2014 Klara Woldenga 1. “Are you a high priest of the cult of Kali? Because you just tore out my still-beating heart and enslaved my body and soul.” 2. “I’m not a photographer, but I...
Gruel from school: University of Victoria restaurant reviews January 30, 2014February 6, 2014 Taryn Brownell The Lab eatery Score: 1 / 5 HUMOUR—Just recently I made a trip down to a restaurant on campus called “The Lab.” I have many friends who are always talking about it,...
Gruel from school: University of Victoria restaurant reviews January 30, 2014February 6, 2014 Kaitlyn Rosenburg Mac Sandwich Bar Score: 3 / 5 HUMOUR—Mac’s sandwich bar is straight up weird. You have to actually talk to the people making your food. I’m so used to staring at my...
Gruel from school: University of Victoria restaurant reviews January 30, 2014February 6, 2014 Brontë Renwick-Shields UVic Centre Cafeteria Score: 1 / 5 HUMOUR—I went to get some lunch at the Centre Cafeteria yesterday and found it extremely inconvenient. Just to get to the entrance of the cafeteria...
Butterfly creationist groups join together to protest evolutionary theory January 23, 2014January 23, 2014 Klara Woldenga The Insect History Convention received unexpected attention on Monday when a large group of butterflies arrived at the front steps of the Monarch Convention Center. Representing their creationist groups, the...
Mysterious doctor in blue police box accosts man seeking medical attention January 16, 2014January 15, 2014 Klara Woldenga HUMOUR—Herber Frendt, a Victoria local, received quite a scare after suffering from a heart attack downtown last week. According to witnesses, Frendt walked out of The Binge Eatery on Fort...
10 reasons why you should consider taking a cruise ship home instead of B.C. Ferries January 16, 2014January 15, 2014 Klara Woldenga 1. Food and drink is included Why pay $22 for a crappy buffet, when you can stuff your face with more shrimp than your stomach can handle? 2. The routes aren’t being...
