B.C. Transit bus arrives on time, citizens of Victoria shocked March 20, 2014March 24, 2014 Katlyn Goeujon Mackness HUMOUR—As the sun was just shedding its morning rays on Victoria, second-year UVic student Pelty Grables arrived at her bus stop on McKenzie Avenue. A few other bus riders stood...
How to make sure spring is here to stay March 20, 2014March 19, 2014 Klara Woldenga Spring is a tricky season to keep around; with a little group effort, we can work together to make sure that spring isn’t going anywhere. Make sure you have the proper...
10 important lessons learned smoking the green stuff March 13, 2014March 12, 2014 Klara Woldenga Taco Bell. It’s more than a lesson—it’s a taco. Thirty minutes is an excruciating long time to wait for pizza to be delivered to your home and is best done with...
B.C. government plans for solar panel farms on soon-to-be-desolate Alberta province March 13, 2014March 12, 2014 Klara Woldenga Although the recent information on the Alberta oilsands leaking toxic chemicals into the surrounding water may be bad news for some, it seems to be a silver lining for others....
The harrowing shock of McKinnon gym March 6, 2014March 5, 2014 Regan Shrumm HUMOUR—At approximately 5 p.m. Feb. 1, horror struck second-year psychology major Alex Ferguson. “I was feeling restless and wanted to work out that night. I have always gone to Ian Stewart,...
A-list: what the calendar months should actually be called March 6, 2014March 13, 2014 Katlyn Goeujon Mackness January is now Blanduary Because nothing really happens. You tell yourself that you will be a good person after New Year’s and then slowly fizzle into being a schlub once again. February...
This week’s horoscopes February 20, 2014February 20, 2014 Shandi Shiach Aries March 21–April 20 B.C. liquor laws just changed, making your access to alcohol easier. I thought that information would be less likely to make you drink than your horoscope. You’re...
Scientific breakthrough on fart-blame transferral methods February 20, 2014February 20, 2014 Ryan Ziegler HUMOUR—A new ground-breaking study from the Canadian Research Alliance Project shows that those who smell gas in a social setting are, in fact, responsible for its onset. The study reports...
Google launches new Google Glass beta feature, Date+, to celebrate Valentine’s Day February 6, 2014February 6, 2014 Klara Woldenga HUMOUR—At Google’s press conference yesterday, Google’s CEO, Larry Page, announced that, in celebration of Valentine’s Day, beta customers who are also partners with each other and each have a Google...
10 pick-up lines that totally work 100 per cent of the time, every time* February 6, 2014February 6, 2014 Klara Woldenga 1. “Are you a high priest of the cult of Kali? Because you just tore out my still-beating heart and enslaved my body and soul.” 2. “I’m not a photographer, but I...
