TransLink to slap toll on Jeff Bridges January 14, 2013 Canadian University Press BURNABY (CUP HUMOUR) — Despite taking heat over increasing tolls on major Lower Mainland roads in the fall of 2012, transportation giant TransLink has said that it is planning to...
Sean Bean suffers amnesia January 14, 2013 Geoffrey Line and Klara Woldenga Actor known for portraying characters who die believes himself reincarnated
A single’s guide to the holidays December 13, 2012December 12, 2012 Klara Woldenga and PJ Grace You’re sitting at a round wooden table in a Starbucks because you couldn’t think of a more original setting for the first date. He’s 10 minutes late.
The real apocalypse of 2012 December 13, 2012December 12, 2012 Geoffrey Line and Glen O'Neill Due to sudden absence of Wi-Fi and caffeine, North Americans crumble
People dodging: better than intramurals December 13, 2012December 12, 2012 David Norwell and Klara Woldenga Here’s what you need to know to get started with the exhilarating campus pastime of people dodging.
Canada to Export Humour to United States December 6, 2012December 5, 2012 Nicholas Burton-Vulovic and Klara Woldenga WASHINGTON D.C. — Following a brief meeting with Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper yesterday afternoon, President Barack Obama announced that America will proceed with a controversial plan to import Canadian
A-List December 6, 2012December 5, 2012 Things people can have in common that will not help conversation on a first date
I’m 21 years old; leave me alone, marriage-mongers December 6, 2012December 5, 2012 Evan Read Armstrong All the single ladies should not put their hands up — seriously, put them down
Horoscopes for very specific groups of people: Astrology for people who need to figure it out November 29, 2012November 29, 2012 Alain Williams and Klara Woldenga This is my last horoscope everybody, so pay attention
Bequeathing the last Twinkie on Earth November 29, 2012November 29, 2012 Geoffrey Line and Ryan Haak A final will and testament written in the year 2050
