Humour

People dodging: better than intramurals

Here’s what you need to know to get started with the exhilarating campus pastime of people dodging.

Canada to Export Humour to United States

WASHINGTON D.C. — Following a brief meeting with Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper yesterday afternoon, President Barack Obama announced that America will proceed with a controversial plan to import Canadian…

A-List

Things people can have in common that will not help conversation on a first date

I’m 21 years old; leave me alone, marriage-mongers

All the single ladies should not put their hands up — seriously, put them down

Horoscopes for very specific groups of people: Astrology for people who need to figure it out

This is my last horoscope everybody, so pay attention

Bequeathing the last Twinkie on Earth

A final will and testament written in the year 2050

Recycling hurts planet, job prospects

Many of you already know I’m not a B.C. native. I hail from Ontario, often referred to as the Best Province, the Centre of Canada, the Canadian Heartland or my…

A stitch in time saves nine or maybe more

It’s no secret that I’m not a fan of exercise. The mayor regularly consults me on ways to prevent wayward youths from getting into sports, and the National Association for…

Horoscopes for very specific groups of people: Astrology for kung fu action film stars

Your kung fu should be strong for this one . . .