Two UVic roommates shared one pair of pants for a whole year January 24, 2019 Devon Bidal Started from [sharing] the bottom[s], now we here Have you ever had a sibling or a friend borrow (steal) your clothes? It’s annoying because the day you go to put on...
This is the ONLY way to live in Victoria! October 16, 2018October 16, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby Local news staff discovers ways to cut down on rent that landlords will HATE! Everyone knows that the Victoria housing market is causing many aspiring and current residents to contemplate new...
Victoria cycling community in outrage at Helps’ plan for pedestrian lanes October 9, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby Victoria Mayor Lisa Helps is being criticized for giving cyclists the curb degree Monday saw a record number of angry Victoria residents at this past City Council meeting. Reflective vests, bright...
Breaking: Campus food found to be abnormally good September 24, 2018September 24, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby "This is not what I ordered" One of the most important parts of owning and operating a restaurant is ensuring consistency and adherence to brand normalcy. In the same way that...
A freshperson’s UVic survival guide September 8, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby Your all-in-one manual that’ll keep you savvy around seasoned UVicers Fresh off the Ferry? Attempting to satiate your parents’ shockingly high expectations by half-assing a social sciences degree? Gave up on...
UVSS Board considering embezzling money to raise student awareness of union August 14, 2018August 14, 2018 Cormac O’Brien and Marshall Scott-Bigsby “If it worked for the SFUO, why can’t it work for us?” Late last week, shocking allegations were levelled at members of the University of Ottawa’s student union (SFUO), as...
We had an AI reproduce over 70 years’ worth of Martlet content July 20, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby We had our AI write this past issue for us, and here are some articles that didn’t make the cut! Inspired by screenplays written by AIs, which have been taking Twitter...
Elon Musk vows to tackle Canada–US relations July 19, 2018July 19, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby Canadian pop-art musician Grimes is expected to aid Musk in the coming discussions Elon Musk, the uncle of Peter Thiel, has gained something a cult following in the past few years...
Canada Day voted best national holiday by Settlers’ Magazine July 1, 2018July 1, 2018 Martlet Staff Finally, our country made it onto a list that has nothing to do with drinking water advisories Settlers’ Magazine, a publishing organization known for their motto, “Well I think the border...
Clam calamity May 22, 2018 Sarah Mayer and Marshall Scott-Bigsby The Martlet reaches out to marine life in Victoria poisoned by SSRIs and other medications We have all heard the saying “happy as a clam,” but we could never really measure...
