5 ways to make your man think you’re a goddess in bed February 18, 2018February 7, 2018 Jenna MacNeily (According to the patriarchy) 1. Always be excited and ready to have sex whenever your man wants it . . . But don’t have a sex drive of your own The first step to pleasing your...
A Martlet-themed Valentine’s Day film like every other February 13, 2018February 7, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby Adapted from the erotic version The sun sets over a quiet campus. Finals season and shorter days are the perfect combination to encourage students to go back to their homes and...
The Martlet’s 2018 News Headlines January 28, 2018January 28, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby There are few outside of the inner Martlet circles that are aware of this, but the Martlet has every article pre-written by a discount psychic. They then publish them over...
Things to do in Victoria next time you’re waiting for a tsunami January 23, 2018January 23, 2018 Cormac O’Brien 1. Go for a hike Victoria is home to some amazing natural landscapes, and the hours before the total devastation of Vancouver Island is as good a time as any to...
White lies January 21, 2018January 20, 2018 Jack Seaberry I’m tired of being disenfranchised. As a white cis male, I am deeply disturbed by advances in the field of equality. Whereas once our voices would be the only ones heard...
White Lies January 14, 2018January 11, 2018 Jack Seaberry I’m tired of being disenfranchised. As a white cis male, I am deeply disturbed by advances in the field of equality. Whereas once our voices would be the only ones heard...
Where were you when Trump won? November 16, 2017November 15, 2017 Marshall Scott-Bigsby On Nov 8, 2016, I was finishing my anthropology midterm at Camosun College. The midterm was in the evening and took place the night of the 45th U.S. presidential election. I'm...
When good men grow moustaches (and beards) November 16, 2017November 15, 2017 Angel Manguerra A Movember rant November has reared its ugly head once more, marking that time of the year when men grow out their facial hair to support awareness for men’s mental health...
