Elon Musk vows to tackle Canada–US relations July 19, 2018July 19, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby Canadian pop-art musician Grimes is expected to aid Musk in the coming discussions Elon Musk, the uncle of Peter Thiel, has gained something a cult following in the past few years...
Canada Day voted best national holiday by Settlers’ Magazine July 1, 2018July 1, 2018 Martlet Staff Finally, our country made it onto a list that has nothing to do with drinking water advisories Settlers’ Magazine, a publishing organization known for their motto, “Well I think the border...
Clam calamity May 22, 2018 Sarah Mayer and Marshall Scott-Bigsby The Martlet reaches out to marine life in Victoria poisoned by SSRIs and other medications We have all heard the saying “happy as a clam,” but we could never really measure...
Now I am become bees, destroyer of clock May 19, 2018May 15, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby Tick-tock, Jamie Cassels. Tick. Tock. Clearihue Clock was first installed in 1963, when the building was unveiled to the public. Nowadays, students might not notice the clock because they have one...
The BC Ferries survival handbook April 23, 2018April 25, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby How to make the most of your hour-and-a-half boat ride It’s that time of year again — students are soon to find themselves soliciting services from an organization that every Vancouver Island uncle refers...
Prof actually gets video playing from laptop on first try April 1, 2018April 2, 2018 Cormac O’Brien "The sound worked and everything," says stunned student For the students in ECON 214 on the morning of March 28, 2018, the situation was a familiar one. Professor Seth Delaney had...
Exposé: UVSS finds alternative source of income by running underground petting zoos February 26, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby The 2017 election for the UVSS was an eternity ago. There’s no practical reason for anyone to remember the campaign promises made so long ago. However, I do. One campaign...
5 ways to make your man think you’re a goddess in bed February 18, 2018February 7, 2018 Jenna MacNeily (According to the patriarchy) 1. Always be excited and ready to have sex whenever your man wants it . . . But don’t have a sex drive of your own The first step to pleasing your...
A Martlet-themed Valentine’s Day film like every other February 13, 2018February 7, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby Adapted from the erotic version The sun sets over a quiet campus. Finals season and shorter days are the perfect combination to encourage students to go back to their homes and...
The Martlet’s 2018 News Headlines January 28, 2018January 28, 2018 Marshall Scott-Bigsby There are few outside of the inner Martlet circles that are aware of this, but the Martlet has every article pre-written by a discount psychic. They then publish them over...
