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Life after corona: A journey through the wilds of UVic

April 1, 2020April 1, 2020
Alec Lazenby
The quad is an overgrown mess of grass, with the occasional forgotten Blundstone and slackline still dotting the landscape. The nostalgia-inducing smell of freshly burnt coffee, which surprisingly could still

Students of residence tire of UVic’s COVID-19 policies, take over University Centre in protest

April 1, 2020April 1, 2020
Michael John Lo
In a stunning turn of events, UVic students have (once again) occupied the University Centre in a protest — and this time, it’s in protest of UVic’s mercurial response to

Pro-oil club doesn’t feel represented at UVic, but the Ostrich is here to change that

April 1, 2019April 1, 2019
Kate Korte
In the coming months, we’ll be publishing more informative articles about the oil and gas industry. We’ll also be covering all Edmonton Oilers hockey games instead of the UVic Vikes'.

The UVSS will now be editing our stories so they are ‘on message’

April 1, 2019April 1, 2019
Devon Bidal
Finally, the UVSS has kindly decided to edit our articles before they are published.

Ka-ching! Ka-ching! Hear those graduation bells ring!

April 1, 2019April 1, 2019
Devon Bidal
With all the pressure that comes with graduation, it can be difficult to look on the bright side. But the Ostrich is here to help. As a graduating student, you

Letter from the editor: We’ve listened to your feedback, love the Ostrich

April 1, 2019April 1, 2019
Anna Dodd
We know, we know. The Martlet is too socialist. We're too judgmental. We're too critical. We're too anti-UVic. Anti-oil and pipelines. Anti-UVSS. What are you funding us for, anyways? And

Exclusive: UVSS slates leaked ahead of 2020 election

March 28, 2019March 24, 2019
Emily Fagan
As with any good election cycle, though the 2019 student elections are over, our coverage of the 2020 UVSS elections has only just begun. Below are the names and platforms

Valentine’s Day coupons for you and yours

February 9, 2017February 8, 2017
Alistair Ogden and Martlet Staff
Frantically searching for a last minute gift for your loved one that will perfectly articulate those feelings you’ve been feeling? The Martlet has covered. Cut out any and all of...

Lunar eclipse means Valentine’s Day horoscopes not so ideal

February 9, 2017February 8, 2017
Anna Dodd
With the lunar eclipse occurring right before Valentine’s Day, everything appears to have gone wack this year. From incest to crippling loneliness to possible death, looking to the stars for...

Chicken soup for the feverish soul

January 26, 2017January 31, 2017
Alistair Ogden
Ingredients: 1 chicken breast 1 package of noodles, owner unknown (but it’s probably your roommate’s) 2 cups of water 1 cup of vegetable broth (definitely stolen from your roommate) 1 carrot 1 head of broccoli (it’s...
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