A newbie’s guide to Star Wars December 17, 2015December 16, 2015 Arianna Cheveldave In a galaxy far, far away, with aliens from a thousand worlds, a bunch of robots and guys in robes fire lasers at each other. There’s romance, rebellion, and a...
4 things you actually want for Christmas December 3, 2015December 3, 2015 Annie Lepage Look at your calendar. Now back to me. Now back at your calendar. Now back to me. What is that on your calendar? It looks like a Big Day known...
There’s fashionably late—and then there’s American Thanksgiving November 18, 2015November 20, 2015 Arianna Cheveldave American Thanksgiving makes no sense. Now, before any Americans get all up in their right to bear arms and try to shoot me through the head with their grandmother’s shotgun, hear...
F*cking an introvert: 9 things you should know November 5, 2015November 9, 2015 Annie Lepage Editor's note: During the process of editing this article, a passage was removed from the introduction that was fundamental to the thesis of the piece. After consulting with the author, we've agreed...
Backyard chickens: ‘til death do us part November 5, 2015May 30, 2016 Trina McDonald Early in the spring of 2014, while my partner and I were planning our garden for the year, we became convinced that in the distant future we should get chickens....
5 barbaric cultural practices worth tattling on your peers for October 22, 2015October 22, 2015 Arianna Cheveldave If the Conservatives had gotten their way on Oct. 19, the RCMP would be answering your grandma’s calls about her neighbour’s rap music right now via the barbaric cultural practices...
NASA and nutjob confirm water, space cows on Mars October 7, 2015October 7, 2015 Cormac O’Brien In a stunning media release last week, scientists at NASA — and a conspiracy theorist from Victoria — have announced that the red planet may be less barren than was once previously believed. On Wednesday,...
Crow’s low blows anything but highbrow September 9, 2015September 11, 2015 Ellery Lamm Have you or a loved one ever been attacked by a crow? Don’t laugh. This is serious. I mean a full on, Hitchcockian dive-bomb attack? I have not, but my...
Flushing away the career-change malaise August 5, 2015August 5, 2015 Hugo Wong Since stepping down as editor-in-chief of this fine publication, I’ve had the chance to reflect on what I want to do next in my life. I’ve thought about starting a...
Drunkards maintain reasonable volume on public transit June 3, 2015June 4, 2015 Drew Novakowski A group of clearly intoxicated college-aged men were observed on the 14 bus Wednesday night conver-sing at a decibel level much lower than would typically be expected after having several...
