The signs suffering through exam season April 9, 2018April 4, 2018 Sarah Mayer Aries (Mar 21 — April 19) Your hot head is an issue when it comes to studying. With the Aries season (your messiest time of year) coming to a close, try to stay...
The signs and self-love this Valentine’s Day February 13, 2018February 7, 2018 Sarah Mayer Aries (Mar 21 — April 19) Buy yourself flowers this Valentine’s Day, Aries. Go hard! Decorate your apartment with all the foliage you can find — it will be beautiful. Taurus (April 20 — May 20) Go on an...
Lunar eclipse means Valentine’s Day horoscopes not so ideal February 9, 2017February 8, 2017 Anna Dodd With the lunar eclipse occurring right before Valentine’s Day, everything appears to have gone wack this year. From incest to crippling loneliness to possible death, looking to the stars for...
This week’s horoscopes February 20, 2014February 20, 2014 Shandi Shiach Aries March 21–April 20 B.C. liquor laws just changed, making your access to alcohol easier. I thought that information would be less likely to make you drink than your horoscope. You’re...
Horoscopes for Very Specific Groups of People: Astrology for people who enjoy camping and the outdoors (I don’t) September 27, 2012November 19, 2013 Alain Williams The hell we gotta go camping for? Stay your ass home.
Horoscopes For Very Specific Groups of People: Astrology for vampires September 20, 2012November 19, 2013 Alain Williams You should drink some blood this week. And next week. Probably the week after, too. The week after that, though, you should go on a cleanse. V8?
Horoscopes For Very Specific Groups of People: Astrology for Kanye West September 13, 2012October 29, 2013 Alain Williams (Not his fans. Just Kanye West. His star power lets him encompass all the star signs.)
Horoscopes For Very Specific Groups of People: Astrology for drunk people at the club September 6, 2012October 29, 2013 Alain Williams (In which the writer takes a shot before and after each star sign is written. This should be good …)
