humour

Which water bottle are you based on your astrology sign? 

If you've heard about the insane Stanley cup craze, it might come as no surprise that I need to write an astrology piece on it.
2024 ins and outs

What’s in and out for the new year

From Uggs to Tylenol and Rabbits, what's in and what's out for 2024. You might want to reconsider those Uggs in your online shopping cart.
New year's resolutions

Your New Year’s Resolution based on your star sign

Time to get your New Year’s resolutions sorted out. Thankfully, I’ve already figured your resolution out for you, based on your sign.  
Astrology bus

Which bus route are you based on your sign?

Your local astrologer is back to provide an answer to a super important question: “Which Victoria bus route am I based on my zodiac sign?” 
Bidet

Why everyone should own a bidet

A bidet — for those who don’t know — is a device that sprays water. It is used for washing your business after doing your business.
UVic Buildings

If you build it, they will comment

“Seeing as this is the building I work out of I'm only giving it 2 stars,” one poster quipped about Clearihue. “Could use a Taco Bell and a water slide.”
Movies about university

Iconic movie scenes that never happened

Whether it was crazy frat parties or romantic serenades in libraries, movies about university set up some seriously unrealistic expectations.
Two people grimacing at someone's smell, illustration by Sie Douglas-Fish.

Scent (or stench) of a student

UVic is supposed to be a scent-free campus, but more often than not the signs on campus that make students aware of this policy are ignored. Recently, a redditor posted…

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