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2024 has been the worst, and it’s all because of astrology

Have you barely made it to the end of this semester all in one piece? Has this year been a shit storm of drama and emotional turbulence? Well, you’re not…

Hell is a UVic Cluster party 

The time I spent partying at UVic that fateful fall semester in 2021 is time I’ll never get back. UVic students had the devil in them, and the liquor let…

Which water bottle are you based on your astrology sign? 

If you've heard about the insane Stanley cup craze, it might come as no surprise that I need to write an astrology piece on it.

The Greater Victoria municipalities, ranked

The Capital regional district encompasses 13 municipalities. Here’s the ultimate (and completely subjective) ranking of our municipalities. 
2024 ins and outs

What’s in and out for the new year

From Uggs to Tylenol and Rabbits, what's in and what's out for 2024. You might want to reconsider those Uggs in your online shopping cart.
New year's resolutions

Your New Year’s Resolution based on your star sign

Time to get your New Year’s resolutions sorted out. Thankfully, I’ve already figured your resolution out for you, based on your sign.  
Astrology bus

Which bus route are you based on your sign?

Your local astrologer is back to provide an answer to a super important question: “Which Victoria bus route am I based on my zodiac sign?” 
Bidet

Why everyone should own a bidet

A bidet — for those who don’t know — is a device that sprays water. It is used for washing your business after doing your business.

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