Best ways to kill an orca

Yes, they’re beautiful, and their colours are as bold and distinct as an Oreo’s—dunked in the Pacific rather than milk — but do not be fooled: orcas are killer whales. Murderous whales. Homicidal whales.

Best of Martlet headlines from 1968–1989

“DRUGS: where’s it at?” “SUB opens Monday” “Trudeau, ‘beating the drums of national unity’ ” “Math prof proposes 90-minute classes” “Disco hits the Library” “Women physically capable” “Line-ups make reg[istration] ‘sweatshop’”