Student unions across Canada are being mailed sex toys and nobody knows why

Dalhousie University. St. Francis Xavier. Ryerson. Wilfrid Laurier. Royal Roads. University of Manitoba. Lakehead University. Camosun College. And, now, the University of Victoria and the UVSS.

Student unions at universities across the country have been receiving Amazon packages for months, and nobody has any idea why.

The packages — sent with fake names, usually — are filled with a menagerie of miscellaneous items, varying from student union to student union. There are a few consistencies, however. Most unions have received technological gadgets — wireless headphones, bluetooth speakers — other trinkets, and sex toys.

A dildo sent to the University of Toronto’s Student Union. Photo by Steven Lee, The Varsity

The UVSS has been receiving the packages for a few weeks now, but the society is torn on what to do with them. After initially accepting the parcels, they started to turn them away, unopened, back to Amazon. Now, staff members at the UVSS say the board has asked that the packages be accepted again.

The initial items received by the UVSS were passed to the Free Store in the basement of the SUB.

“It was a really weird collection of items, honestly,” says Alexandra Ages, coordinator at the Food Bank and Free Store. “It was a bunch of different sleeping masks, some earbuds, a ton of different tech stuff.”

Ages says the Free Store also received an aromatherapy diffuser, a juicer, and a collection of facial oils.

Those contents are relatively tame compared to the gifts sent to other student unions across the country. Other gifts are more high-tech — the University of Regina’s student union received a vintage turntable — and some are decidedly more crude — the student union at Wilfrid Laurier University were sent a fleshlight and the student society at Ryerson University were sent vibrators and dildos.

While none of the packages are dangerous, the RCMP are currently involved with Amazon in figuring out where the toys are being sent from and why.

“This behaviour violates our policies. We remove sellers in violation of our policies … and work with law enforcement to take appropriate action,” Amazon said in a statement to the CBC. “Consumer trust is one of our top priorities.”

Now, theories are all all anybody have. Some people have guessed the gifts might be coming from people testing stolen credit cards; the RCMP have concluded the packages are part of a weird marketing strategy.

“It’s just a way of companies getting their product out there and showing a demand for their product,” RCMP Officer Darryl Waruk told the CBC.

Still, nobody knows who they’re coming from and why they’re going to student unions. But, in the meantime, Ages will continue accepting the contents of the parcels as long as they come her way.

“They were some of the most popular items! They’ve gone really fast,” she laughs. “So it worked out really, really well for us, and we’re grateful that the [UVSS] thought of us as a place to donate them.”

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